Czar Cozy

The new French leader Sarkozy has made his first priority expanding the workweek in France. This opens the door to exploration of a new alternative fuel source that would help us wean ourselves off of oil: the French. Soon cigarette rolling and bongo beating will be at an all time high, those being the most common employment opportunities for French citizens. After more French people begin moving to the beat of mandatory poetry readings and lifting cups of espresso for a few months, the next phase of the plan will begin: tying the limbs of the French population together and connecting them to power generators in all major cities. Paris, the city of lights, will become Europe's major energy exporter.