Naughty Professor

On this day, in 2033, the evil professor Sidney Barkash of Squirm, Oregon, dies. Barkash had, unbeknownst to the world, kept the entire nation of France under the control of his Mind-o-Ray device for nearly a century. After being freed from the device, French officials were quick to start setting the record straight on their regrettable past deeds.

In a press release, French president Jacques Portmonteau proclaimed, "Non! We have nevair liked zeess Zherry Lew-iss!"