How high can you go?

While it can by no means be considered a full success, the presence of this website in your time has started effecting some changes.

For instance, our history books mark this day as the creation of "baby limbo"--a separate limbo, where unbaptized babies could get the sufficient (not quite adequate, I mean, come on, it's limbo) care they needed. Those ancient Greek philosophers just didn't know how to change diapers. We are glad to see that the presence of this website has resulted in the admission of these babies into Heaven.

For us weary soldiers of the future roboton wars, however, it doesn't mean much. The robotons are still here, and we're still losing the war. Yesterday, though, I overhead Hank Storch saying "Hey, look, their post-consumer-plastimetalliconized breastplates are green now! They were orange befoaarrrrggghhh--"

Poor Hank; he'll be missed.