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On this day in 2611, the American Linguistics Institute, Nacogdoches Chapter, retires the phrase "to thumb one's nose" from the human lexicon, as no one had performed this action in over 400 years. This is due mostly to the fact that, in the year 2211, the human race collectively lost its thumbs when an undergraduate biology student posed the following question:

"Wait, shouldn't we be a little bit more evolved than koalas, pandas, and monkeys?"

This may explain, in part, the origin of the Thinkers, a group of scientists and philosophers with abnormally large brains and the ability to telekinetically play billiards, who came on the scene in 2213. Many suspect that they asked "Why do I in particular not have a more highly evolved brain?"