Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Iran, Youran, Weallran for Uran...................ium

It has started to happen: our presence here in this time has begun to have noticeable effects. In our future, the 15 hostages that were held in Iran were not released as an Easter gift to the British people. Instead they were found guilty and sentenced to 3 consecutive life sentences each (the one chick got 4 because she was the first woman to commit a crime in Iran that had nothing to do with being assaulted by an unsuspecting rapist). After they were put in prison, their teachings of teatime and cricket quickly swept up the Iranian prison population. Spreading to the guards, and subsequently all law enforcement officials, it didn't take long for the 15 men and women to have total control of the Persian state. Oddly enough, the Brits continued to hold to a strong stance on uranium enrichment. The Iranian people revolted when it was made public that their plan was to destroy Pakistan and India in hopes of becoming the worlds only cricket powerhouse. Jamaica defeated England 220-100 in the 2007 World Cricket Championships (WCC).

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