You Ain't Nothin' but a...

On March 22, 2402, Elvis Presley is finally returned to Earth by the Zornapses from Planet Q. Cheers of joy soon turned to cries of agony, however. An ambassador from the Andromeda Galaxy (oddly enough, they call it that, too) was visiting a friend of his in Quebec, who decided to take him to one of the shows of Elvis's comeback tour. As it turns out, the phrase "hound dog" sounds much like the second-harshest insult in the Andromedan tongue (the most insulting phrase being "Kilroy was here"). What was initially a misunderstanding escalated into decade-long battles on both the ground and in space, a well-choreographed sword fight on the inner rings of Saturn, a blitz merchandising campaign and, perhaps worst of all, a new generation of Elvis impersonators.