New evidence

Okay, so last week, I warned you all of the coming old-woman-sex-pocalypse, and gave you my interpretation of why and how it happened. Of course, any theory is only as good as the evidence it's based on, and I'm beginning to rethink mine. Follow the link below, and watch the advertisement:

Dove Pro-Age

This comes centuries before McBorscht, and it's making me wonder if maybe the trend I spoke of (young guys having the hots for elderly women) was planned all along by the people behind the scenes, that maybe partnership with Russia was just a means to this end. Is this some sort of weird social commentary? That it would take something as absurd and grand as America and Russia joining forces to get people to value old women more than they do?