Movie Sequels we Don't Need
Still No Country for Old Men
Anton Chigurh is back again for some fun in the tropical sun! Chigurh is hired to track down and kill baby-faced drug runner Lafayette Hidalgo (Michael Cera), who has fled to the Bahamas with over $10 billion stolen from mob boss Man King (George Takei). Hidalgo is able to escape Chigurh's notice by falling in with a group of high school students on spring break, who are more than happy to help him spend his money! How many teenagers will fall to Chigurh's captive bolt pistol before he finds his target? Or will the party atmosphere of Nassau soften his hardened heart? Tommy Lee Jones reprises his role as Sheriff Ed Tom Bell.
Cloverfield 2: Dangerfield
The end of Cloverfield left the audience assuming the monster had died from the Hammerdown protocol. It turns out that the monster burrowed its way underground, ending up directly below a Los Angeles graveyard. Still pulsing with radiation from the military's nuclear attacks, the monster reanimates--and then fuses with--the corpse of Rodney Dangerfield. The monster now discovers new meaning for the term "No respect" with the military still hot on its tail! The monster befriends a blind little girl (Dakota Fanning) who helps to calm his rampaging urges--but is the change too little too late?
Mamma Mia II
Tension is high as Sophie and Sky get divorced and become embroiled in a long and drawn-out custody battle over their three children, Holly, Joel, and Carol. Rock out to brand-new tunes from the aging members of ABBA as old grudges and new secrets alike come to light. Things really heat up when Sam, Bill, and Harry, the erstwhile lovers of Sophie's mother Donna, return to reveal that they all have been having affairs with Sophie--and each demands custody of at least one child! Will all this be too much stress for Sophie's three children, who have been practicing their act as Holly and the Hellcats for the upcoming Battle of the Bands?
Charlie Wilson's Holocaust
Tom Hanks reprises his role as Charlie Wilson in this political sci-fi thriller with mile-a-minute laughs! Charlie teams up with sexy-yet-bumbling scientist Verna Daem (Laura San Giacomo) to travel back in time for the ultimate covert operation: assassinating Hitler and taking out the entire SS! The assassination seems to be a success--until their return to the present reveals that the world is now overrun by Jews! Not only that, it turns out that Daem is a descendant of the Führer himself. It's a race against time as the unlikely duo try to get history back on course before Daem disappears completely! Don't pass over this summer blockbuster!
Da Vinci Code 2
Tom Hanks reprises his role as Robert Langdon in this religious sci-fi thriller with mile-a-minute laughs! Charlie teams up again with sexy sidekick Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou) to travel back in time for their biggest adventure yet. Leigh Teabing is back with a vengeance, and travels back in time for an assassination attempt on Jesus Christ himself! It's a race against time as the unlikely duo try to get history back on course before Neveu (a descendant of Jesus) disappears completely!
Anton Chigurh is back again for some fun in the tropical sun! Chigurh is hired to track down and kill baby-faced drug runner Lafayette Hidalgo (Michael Cera), who has fled to the Bahamas with over $10 billion stolen from mob boss Man King (George Takei). Hidalgo is able to escape Chigurh's notice by falling in with a group of high school students on spring break, who are more than happy to help him spend his money! How many teenagers will fall to Chigurh's captive bolt pistol before he finds his target? Or will the party atmosphere of Nassau soften his hardened heart? Tommy Lee Jones reprises his role as Sheriff Ed Tom Bell.
Cloverfield 2: Dangerfield
The end of Cloverfield left the audience assuming the monster had died from the Hammerdown protocol. It turns out that the monster burrowed its way underground, ending up directly below a Los Angeles graveyard. Still pulsing with radiation from the military's nuclear attacks, the monster reanimates--and then fuses with--the corpse of Rodney Dangerfield. The monster now discovers new meaning for the term "No respect" with the military still hot on its tail! The monster befriends a blind little girl (Dakota Fanning) who helps to calm his rampaging urges--but is the change too little too late?
Mamma Mia II
Tension is high as Sophie and Sky get divorced and become embroiled in a long and drawn-out custody battle over their three children, Holly, Joel, and Carol. Rock out to brand-new tunes from the aging members of ABBA as old grudges and new secrets alike come to light. Things really heat up when Sam, Bill, and Harry, the erstwhile lovers of Sophie's mother Donna, return to reveal that they all have been having affairs with Sophie--and each demands custody of at least one child! Will all this be too much stress for Sophie's three children, who have been practicing their act as Holly and the Hellcats for the upcoming Battle of the Bands?
Charlie Wilson's Holocaust
Tom Hanks reprises his role as Charlie Wilson in this political sci-fi thriller with mile-a-minute laughs! Charlie teams up with sexy-yet-bumbling scientist Verna Daem (Laura San Giacomo) to travel back in time for the ultimate covert operation: assassinating Hitler and taking out the entire SS! The assassination seems to be a success--until their return to the present reveals that the world is now overrun by Jews! Not only that, it turns out that Daem is a descendant of the Führer himself. It's a race against time as the unlikely duo try to get history back on course before Daem disappears completely! Don't pass over this summer blockbuster!
Da Vinci Code 2
Tom Hanks reprises his role as Robert Langdon in this religious sci-fi thriller with mile-a-minute laughs! Charlie teams up again with sexy sidekick Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou) to travel back in time for their biggest adventure yet. Leigh Teabing is back with a vengeance, and travels back in time for an assassination attempt on Jesus Christ himself! It's a race against time as the unlikely duo try to get history back on course before Neveu (a descendant of Jesus) disappears completely!
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11/10/2008 07:58:00 PM
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